fake school bus

The paedo version of fake taxi.

This guy is disgusting, he spends all his free time browsing Fake School Bus via Tor.

by goldenEverything January 4, 2018

driving a bus on the boulevard

Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.

Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?

by Who Let The Frogs Out April 24, 2018

bus sauce

the stank on a bus (i.e. tobacco spit, pee, chair sweat, vom, and other bodily fluids)

Damn this bus has major bus sauce.

by coleenthebeast September 17, 2017

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

bop your bus

When you in the mood to vacuum suck some hardcore dick

Hey jerry, want me to bop your bus tonight?

Not tonight amy

by Gosh fiddlesticks April 18, 2017