After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Bubble Tea Zombie

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

by Jalla123 October 7, 2020

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

Green Tea official

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”

Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song

by MooseKing February 9, 2019

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

B' Opha Tea

After a run or a particularly hot day, the sweat that comes off the testicles.

Any one up for some B' Opha Tea? As in both of these nuts.

by Deezerdoze June 8, 2022

Boston Tea Party

A sexual act consisting of at least 3 people simultaneously teabagging another, while another person dumps their clothes or other important possessions out of a window or into the trash. This act is often seen as retaliatory.

"Billy's boys decided to give Susan a Boston Tea Party after she cheated on Billy. They convinced her to go down on them while Billy trashed her favorite hoodies."

by XJ900 February 18, 2022