Shut up retard

1. The only insult that could possibly be more powerful than our one true god—Shaggy. Saying the phrase against a hardcore street rapper could actually end their entire career in a nanosecond.

2. When a mentally disabled person is being very annoying.
1. Retard: hehehe Peter griffin gay
Ben Shapiro: Shut up retard

2. Actual retard: ooga booga oomph nigga pants
Annoyed person: Shut up retard!
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Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
by Jon (943) July 11, 2008
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A bucket of retarded pies

Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.
"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by LordRaven37 February 28, 2011
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philly inbred retard

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.
Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard
by JoeNJ2 April 20, 2011
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Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
by qwersdcfgvhjkl March 26, 2011
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Gay Autistic Retard

Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”
by MyNameIsntJesse February 02, 2022
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Retarded Huffer Baby

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same
Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.
by PixieStick75 November 15, 2010
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