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murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.
Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.
by MzBazooka August 31, 2017
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One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.
Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.
by Sophia Grange August 25, 2019
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good one

a term to tell someone that something was funny, hot, cool, etc
omg, u got the ps5?? good one!!!

jacob is such a good one... look at his sexy abs!!

hahaha good one mattia, that was a funny joke!
by junkyxoxoxo January 15, 2021
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one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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gone one

n. the state of being declared permanently mental deficient (see 5150) due to the chronic void of rationalization. Frequently due to repeated states of being "on one".
When you're "gone one", you become frequently susceptible to the repeated monitoring of the "tweaker blinds".

Also: ... if you stare long enough, you'll see it too.
by Ahhh shiiiit December 3, 2004
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that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted
Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS
by jake April 11, 2005
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