The Rotisserie Chicken

A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.

Rotations per Minute - up to you.

D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night

M:whoa how many RPM?

D:like 20, dude.

M: Whoa, man..

by Sasha prok May 11, 2021

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Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.

Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.

by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009

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poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017

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chicken nipples

when the skin around your nipples is crusty as fuck

PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh

by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016

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Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.

Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.

by Two Barrel May 13, 2009

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