smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher December 11, 2015

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 25, 2023

Smash yams

To have sexual intercourse

Dude that girl is hot as fuck I want to smash yams

by Rosebud37 November 08, 2020

Smash the gas

Another way of saying anal sex.

Last light I was with Stephanie and she let me smash the gas.

by Halfbld May 01, 2018

shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

by teamnegativetweet January 18, 2012

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 06, 2025