September 4th

September 4th is national mustache ride day. It is a day where women get to go for a mustache ride. Find a guy with a beard and mustache and hop on his face on for the ride of your life. Sex is not guaranteed for the man, he just gets his face used.

September 4th is my favorite day, I get to ride a mustache!

by Tryanythingonce10 September 4, 2021

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September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021

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11th September

Happy Skyscrapers and Planes Day!

- Is it the 11th September tomorrow?
- Yes and don't forget to bring your plane to the World Trade Centre like all other normal people.

by Anamericano0070071234 December 28, 2022

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January 16th and September 3rd

The people that were born on these days were meant to be friends. FOREVER. This combo of people is perfect. Same humor, laugh, style, and just can never go wrong. DUHHHHH

Jill- "when's you bday?"
Sam- "January 16th...why?"
Jill- "OMG! Mines September 3rd! We haveee to be besties."
Sam- "huh..."
Jill- "People born on January 16th and September 3rd are goallssss"
Sam- "sheeesh for real doh??? aight bet"

by allieisapoopturd November 5, 2021

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