He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
by Some guy who knows all January 05, 2022
Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."
by Monkey&Roburg December 25, 2015
Largest Penis in all the land. Truly a massive cock that makes you simply envious. Although this dude annoying as hell his cock makes up for it.
by jennyboifrfrong September 14, 2022
Neddie Smith
Neddie Smith is a young, independent hip hop artist on the rise. A native of the UK where grime and rap music are very popular, his surroundings have always influenced his sound. But what ultimately influenced Neddie to start creating music was his childhood upbringing. At a very young age he was separated from his family and placed in foster care. Neddie was left feeling confused because he was too young to understand what was going on. Eventually, he turned to music, which is ultimately what kept him from going down the wrong path. Despite his hardships, the young rapper isn’t the type of person to hold on to any regrets. Instead, he believes that everything happens for a reason and you learn as you go. And he’s definitely applying this outlook to his music career as well.
Some of Neddie’s musical influences include the likes of Juice Wrld, Justin Bieber, and Post Malone. For the most part, the rapper is inspired by the music artists’ story and the fact that they started out with just a vision that they turned into a reality. And that is exactly what Neddie plans on doing for himself in the next 5 – 10 years. He’s envisioning himself as a highly successful musician and selling out shows as he tours all around the world. He also wants to be the kind of artist that people can easily relate to through his music. Apart from having his own successful music career.
Neddie Smith is a young, independent hip hop artist on the rise. A native of the UK where grime and rap music are very popular, his surroundings have always influenced his sound. But what ultimately influenced Neddie to start creating music was his childhood upbringing. At a very young age he was separated from his family and placed in foster care. Neddie was left feeling confused because he was too young to understand what was going on. Eventually, he turned to music, which is ultimately what kept him from going down the wrong path. Despite his hardships, the young rapper isn’t the type of person to hold on to any regrets. Instead, he believes that everything happens for a reason and you learn as you go. And he’s definitely applying this outlook to his music career as well.
Some of Neddie’s musical influences include the likes of Juice Wrld, Justin Bieber, and Post Malone. For the most part, the rapper is inspired by the music artists’ story and the fact that they started out with just a vision that they turned into a reality. And that is exactly what Neddie plans on doing for himself in the next 5 – 10 years. He’s envisioning himself as a highly successful musician and selling out shows as he tours all around the world. He also wants to be the kind of artist that people can easily relate to through his music. Apart from having his own successful music career.
by Neddie smith February 14, 2023
A huge dick that disappoints everyone he’s always annoying an is so gay if you know a chase better watch out girls....he will still ur man
by A_Nobody_^~^ April 14, 2020