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Sleep Bragging

Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.
Doug is on the couch Sleep Bragging again. I don't want to wake him but I can't hear the movie.
by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023
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Sleep rhythm

That's what Wattpad readers do not know....
A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night
by Larrie4ever September 12, 2021
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Sleeping Hermaphroditus

It's a statue where it has a big but- bed it's a art made by unknown person and it's based on a person who has both gender basically the person call hermaphroditus is in both team. It whatever museum and everyone gets shocked when they see the other side
The sleeping hermaphroditus is in the what ever fuck museum in we-we nation.
by Statuesque March 26, 2024
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Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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Sleep

Similar to drugs , another way to escape life.
I need sleep
by ______|||||_|_|_|_|_| August 13, 2023
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Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022
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