Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.

I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.

by Baroliche December 15, 2008

Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.

My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.

by gskwaired December 1, 2010

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009