A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
by Jon (943) August 1, 2008
Get the Window Licking Retardmug. "Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by LordRaven37 March 14, 2011
Get the A bucket of retarded piesmug. Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?
philly inbred retard
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?
philly inbred retard
by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011
Get the philly inbred retardmug. A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011
Get the Retarded Claw of doommug. by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022
Get the Gay Autistic Retardmug. A "little retard boy" is a name given to the wanna-be-alpha male. Somewhat synonymous with a beta-cuck a little retard boy, is the member of society who strives to hide his overwhelming inferiority complex and crippling self-esteem issues with a large, fake personality centered around masculine things such as "Sports", "Weights", The word "Bro" in formal conversation, low calorie beer, dark liquor, and rapey snapchats.
Shut up Kevin you little retard boy, that's a picture of Mikes girlfriend, not yours and you only drank half of a beer, not 30.
by SwelldogMillionaire January 3, 2018
Get the little retard boymug. On February 4th members of the vetex discord celebrate the day the "wizard retard game" chain was created
by passwordwastaken December 17, 2021
Get the Wizard retard daymug.