Pig Stains

The dark patches of skin found between a fat girl's thighs and ass, which can be caused by poor circulation and the kidneys and liver not operating efficiently.

Tony: "Man, I think Lisa is so fucking Sexy! Is she good in bed?"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"

by Vashtidog December 17, 2010

Pig flucker

When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"

Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!

by Sicklickle February 27, 2013

Pig sandwich

When two average build males have sex with an obese female.

Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?

by Handwich November 16, 2016

Peppa Pig

The infamous WWII death factory. Jump in and experience the horror for yourself

I have PTSD of the Peppa Pig.

by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019

Peppa Pig

A LITERAL QUEEN!!!!!!

She is the queen of tik tok and everyone loves her and her sweet British accent and her out of no where oinks
Oh yes, and she can’t whistle

Peppaaaaaaa what are you doing in the urban dictionaryyyyyyyyy
Peppa pig is a goddess and should be respected at all times by everybody

by Bonskeeskee September 29, 2019

The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.

Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.

by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012