Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"

"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2014

Nug Pot

A small jar or container in which one carries/stores their marijuana buds.

I hoped you’d bring your bud out tonight. That’s a cool little nug pot.

by Topgun024 June 9, 2018

Fresh pot

Someone that is fresh/fast trying to be gown and do sexual things they have no business doing

That's little boy is a fresh pot keep kissing on them little girls

by GoldenMellow April 3, 2023

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

Pot

its that guy man that runs his own server cough cough Rr2xcnc (its a code) hehe

Dead Dog(conron22): hey pot how ya doin
Pot: y e s

by Pot :) November 5, 2020

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023