Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

Shit Romney

An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!

When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.

While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009