Piss pipe

The uretha- the tube that carries urine and semen through the penis.

Man i think i might have caught something off that girl i slept with the other night, ive got a real itchy piss pipe.

by scottyv8 October 15, 2010

Piss Balls

an exclaimation of anger.

PISS BALLS!

I just pissed my own balls!

by Tricci2004 January 15, 2009

Piss Sacker

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.

Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.

by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008

Witch Piss

Lager (orig. Yorkshire)

Tha not drinking that Witch Piss again, are tha? Drink a proper man's drink!

by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009

piss machine

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

by bush baby May 17, 2006

holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

Ill Pissed

A state of extreme anger. Pissed off beyond belief

Person 1#: Is that movie rated R?
Person 2#: Yeah, I think so
Person #1: Oh fuck, I'll be ill pissed if they don't let us in

by I'm on a fuckin boat June 18, 2009