The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.
by iunderstandurfrustration November 28, 2011
by HighIce June 21, 2021
I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 09, 2018
the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.
by Toe fan May 01, 2009
by chiceknlil' February 19, 2022
I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009