Window Licking Retard

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.

Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

A bucket of retarded pies

Being so stupid, that you can't get any dumber.

"Ironing our Dead Rising 1's sizeable wrinkles of unreasonable difficulty, and A.I. on the level of a bucket of retarded pies..."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by LordRaven37 March 14, 2011

philly inbred retard

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.

Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard

by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

Gay Autistic Retard

The average twitter user

“Oh, they Gay Autistic Retard got banned from twitter.”

by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022

massive gay retard

someone who is an absolute fucking idiot, an actual brainlet.

a cute lil nickname for your friend

A: (did sumn wrong like a libtard)
B: omg you massive gay retard it’s not that one it’s the other one
————
A : yo it’s my bday
B: ayyy happy birthday you massive gay retard!!!

by liviyuh May 15, 2020

little retard boy

A "little retard boy" is a name given to the wanna-be-alpha male. Somewhat synonymous with a beta-cuck a little retard boy, is the member of society who strives to hide his overwhelming inferiority complex and crippling self-esteem issues with a large, fake personality centered around masculine things such as "Sports", "Weights", The word "Bro" in formal conversation, low calorie beer, dark liquor, and rapey snapchats.

Shut up Kevin you little retard boy, that's a picture of Mikes girlfriend, not yours and you only drank half of a beer, not 30.

by SwelldogMillionaire January 3, 2018