noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Noob

Jamie-lee Quinlan (romanraptor5860)

You are such a fucking noob, kill your self

by Fwck02 January 28, 2022

Noob

A new player, not someone who killed you.

"You're a noob!"

by ThatPersonNobodyCaresAbout March 10, 2021

Noob stay noob

Phrase
Derogatory

This implies that the said audience remains noobs because of his incompentency

Wow bro 15 minutes and youre 0/10 in top lane? Noob stay noob.

by Lazada 11 11 sale November 17, 2020

Noob

A person who is a stupid cunt and do weird stuff.

Markus Fjær is such Noob

by YBN B-rage September 14, 2018

Noob

Alex jon sears

“yo you’re such a noob.”
“oh you mean a alex jon sears”
“yeah”

by smallprecum June 8, 2022

Noob

Basically anyone called George

You’re such a Noob

by Chandler6257 December 13, 2018