The value of sleep is most intriguing — before you have it you don’t want it, after you don’t have it you would give anything to get it; you feel cheated when you are denied it, yet have no qualms with squandering it.
by Kdwk September 14, 2021
Get the Sleepmug. by echkno July 18, 2025
Get the sleep bondmug. by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
Get the Could sing it in her sleepmug. Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.
Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020
Get the sleepmug. "Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"
by DeezieKM December 25, 2022
Get the Sleep delayingmug. by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
Get the Sleeping onmug.