scott's mom

Nastiest skank known to existence. Fupa down to her knees, roast beef lips, and a mustache that puts Ron Swanson to shame.

That girl is beat up, like Scott's mom.

by ryanstodd October 23, 2014

Moth Mom

Best Mom

Moth Mom is best mom

by Moth Mom’s fan August 15, 2018

lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 3, 2003

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

Kevin's Mom

What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...

by SomTingWong April 30, 2021

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008

Bennett's mom

A wonderful piece of ass!

I banged Bennett's mom last night, it was amazing!

by DaTruNigha April 22, 2014