March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022

March 30

Today on march 30th
You and your partner must kiss

Jessica-Hey baby what day is it today ?
Tom - it's march 30th of course
Jessica- i guess we gotta kiss then 😊

by Keira Knightley March 29, 2022

March 31

This day is national kiss your crush day! A day where you can kiss your crush! Take this chance to kiss your crush!

Siara: *kisses crush*
Dylan: wtf why’d you do that?
Siara: It’s March 31!
Dylan: oh okay let’s kiss then
*kisses each other*

by urmomoclock56 March 30, 2022

march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 30

March 30 is where the most quietest yet most funniest person is born. You can always count on them no matter what. They will make you laugh on your weak days and will be quiet and shy in class or in public.

Person: “Yo, why is she/he so quiet but funny?”
Person2: “They were born on March 30.”
Person: “Ohh”

by JUSTJOKELMAO May 24, 2022