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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024
mugGet the Matthewmug.

MATTHEW

he is awesome undefeatable super awesome better than Biden better than Tj/Thomas Jefferson and makes jacobs look decently cool when you see a Matthew you will never forget it
Wow did you see Matthew He is better in real life than on Tv
by mnbvcddfghjk March 9, 2022
mugGet the MATTHEWmug.

Matthew Perry Combo

The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.
Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.
by Dfenley December 8, 2024
mugGet the Matthew Perry Combomug.

Matthew

Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day
Matthew is very EpIc
by MattTheEPICCgAmEr69 October 30, 2019
mugGet the Matthewmug.

Matthew madera

A very cool guy that pulls literally all the girls
Matthew madera is know in Aledo as the most attractive kid more attractive then everyone else
by Matthew maderaissocoollol November 21, 2022
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matthew scott hollifield

an amazing guy and a good best friend
person: get yourself a matthew scott hollifield
by Tsunami_softball November 21, 2016
mugGet the matthew scott hollifieldmug.

Matthew Li

by ijiuhi September 12, 2023
mugGet the Matthew Limug.

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