Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Mama logan

Christmas and joy's discord server Mama logan! (Mother of the user Christmas Festive Logan). She is pretty hawt.

Mama logan throwing it back on sim

by mamalogan2 November 21, 2024

Logan M.

A blond twink, eyes separated, a fucking narcissist+racist, only dates girls with no boobs or ass, and only pulls girls who don’t have a good type, cuz he actually be ugly asf. He be saying the n word too much and be sending poop pics to his friends. Also he only pulls girls with the initials of K,L,E,A.

“Didn’t you date that blond twink?” “Who? Are you talking about Logan M.?” “Fosho yeah!”

by Diddysfav05 November 22, 2024

Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, is that Logan?"

"Yeah, he's so awesome, isn't he?"

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, isn't that Logan Winter?!"

"Yeah! He's so awesome."

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

Logan-nigger

nigger

i cant belive your being such a Logan-nigger.

by Commandocats January 12, 2025

Logan lockwood

Funny

Smart
Kind
Cute
Respectful towards others

Respects himself

Honest
Listens
Mature when needed
Trustworthy

Great smile
Makes me laugh

Always there for me

Will buy me energy drinks

GREAT HAIR

Bro is literally so sweet
I love him
BRO CALLS ME HUN

Cares about others

He’s just awesome

Logan Lockwood is Logan.

by Sofiathefirst June 25, 2025