A little bitch who sucks g black cocks and eats his grandmas ass he does backflips on ians cock for fun he ass fucks his uncle and brother at once.
Logan is a little whore
by Logansdaddy September 16, 2017
Get the Loganmug. Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.
Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.
by Obama234 April 26, 2020
Get the Loganmug. A self worshiping narcissist who films the corpses of suicide victims to post online for clicks. Also, a self worshiping narcissist who likes to do "rug pull schemes" with his hair-brained 'cryptozoo' so he can extract money from his less wealthy fanbase, all while taking flights to Qatar for a spa, or buying a completely retarded pikachu card for 5 million dollars that serves no functional purpose other than for clout and to show off his excess wealth. A dousche-tuber. Someone who can't handle criticism and threatens legal action and lawsuits for libel because he can't handle critique.
Someone who gets his knob slobbed by Mike every single day.
Someone who gets his knob slobbed by Mike every single day.
Oh would you look at that, Logan Paul uploaded a video of someone who killed themselves so he can make money off of it. Let's trust this dumbass enough to give him money for a half-ass, broken, idiotic pokemon ripoff game called cryptozoo. Oh, he hired a team full of criminals? Let's watch his dumbass video how he's going to deflect blame back to Coffeezilla, as if its his fault that Logan Paul hired a team of criminals to work on this stupid ass game. Sue me Logan Paul, or better yet fucking fight me. Pussy.
by Revengeance January 8, 2023
Get the Logan Paulmug. Quite literally the worstbest person you will ever meet. He is so rude yet such a nice friend. He’s so horrible but so refreshing to be around. You will like him ever since you got put into the same maths set. But there’s nothing you can do about your feeling because you’ll get pushed into a bush.
by Pxnn-penny June 9, 2025
Get the Loganmug. A Logan is an incredible friend, he’s always there for you and strives to push people past their limits to help themselves. A Logan holds the door for everyone when they walk past until everyone has passed. He normally has a bright smile on his face, even if he isn’t happy inside, he strives to make other people smile. he is kind and polite, and will never cuss.
Woah did you see him? That dude is definitely a Logan!
He looks like captain America! His name must be Logan!
He looks like captain America! His name must be Logan!
by Wackyhigh May 26, 2022
Get the Loganmug. A man who is strong and is trustworthy he has a hard time getting girls because he is to afraid to tell them he likes them. there is that girl out there normally a Zoe she will tell him though then he will give her his emotional connection and they will live together until they die.
by Logan made this October 4, 2019
Get the Logan bickleymug. A popular boy’s name from 2020- a derogatory name to call someone, typically a boy between the ages of 10-18, used in the same way as ‘Karen’ (which usually refers to middle-aged women).
For example, a Logan is a disrespectful kid with a fluffy tiktok haircut that makes him look like an overgrown 2012 Justin Bieber. He’s got a dirt bike and thinks it’s funny asf to bark at pretty girls and acts like it isn’t rude or stupid. He constantly chases clout but feels nothing inside. Obnoxious and no one thinks he’s actually funny, at least once they get out of middle school.
For example, a Logan is a disrespectful kid with a fluffy tiktok haircut that makes him look like an overgrown 2012 Justin Bieber. He’s got a dirt bike and thinks it’s funny asf to bark at pretty girls and acts like it isn’t rude or stupid. He constantly chases clout but feels nothing inside. Obnoxious and no one thinks he’s actually funny, at least once they get out of middle school.
“That Logan over there catcalled me, and he’s dressed and acts like a twelve year old boy. God, how can anyone be so like— not self-aware?”
by Mandy V. December 6, 2023
Get the Loganmug.