jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020

Jordan B D

A Male Ballerina that might be fruity

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the name 8-year-old white boys on tiktok use as a replacement for the n-word. It was originally started as an inside joke by the tiktoker Jordan Da Boo. When it spread out to the entirety of tiktok, "Jordan" started being referred to as "really f#cking corny".

"Wassup my Jordan!"
"Jordan with a hard J."

by $adeMica April 3, 2021

Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

Jordan

He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.

He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.

by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019