beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

lil band$

THE BEST FUCKING PRODUCER IN MICHIGAN!!!

John: Did you know lil band$ is the best producer in Michigan?
Lila: Of course I did!

by lil band$ December 26, 2023

Band

Clear up confusion.
1 Rack = $1000 or a G
10 Racks = $10,000 or 1 Band

Go to a bank withdraw $10,000 and it will have a Band labeled $10,000

I told that broke muth@fuk@ to run me a Band and we'll call it even. This fool only had a rack. That won't cover the down payment.

by MegaMike73 May 17, 2021

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021

Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 1, 2022