Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

chin checks and eye swoles

a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.

keep talking home boy and you are going to catch chin checks and eye swoles.

by Waxyourmom September 7, 2017

Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.

"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"

by W00413 September 30, 2025

ea vibe checks

The King Of Creating Memes.

Damn, EA vibe checks is a good guy

by DankMemememememmes October 29, 2020

Color Check

A term used in BDSM (or any dom/sub situation) where the dom asks the sub for a color to communicate how they're feeling.

Green - Good to go

Yellow - Slow down

Red - Stop

"Color check. How are you doing?"

"Green!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 8, 2024

personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.

Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys

After our argument I almost key-checked that guy

by topbinsonly May 13, 2024