What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!
by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Wahmen "How does it feel to know you made women cry?"
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
Hym "You wouldn't be crying if you would have did what I told you to and you weren't doing what you're doing. Instead you are teaming up with these pieces of shit to do this to me and how is it working for you? You're crying again. Stupid bitch."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

How bou nah is a cooler and faster way to write how about no, most young people use it because they think its cool or because they just dont have enough time to write how about no
by Paloftzer March 16, 2018

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

If you’re tired of the plain colour coat flooring in your synthetic sports flooring, you may be interested in long-lasting flooring. Pacecourt is a rugged and durable finish that will transform dull sports flooring into a surface. According to Pacecourt, the floor is tough and resistant to oil, grease, and chemicals while protecting against scuffs and scrapes. This sports floor coating comes in a variety of colours and blends of decorative flakes. Pacecourt is also available in metallic hues and customizable colours for multipurpose sports court. Equipment and materials sports flooring manufacturers in India square foot can cost up to three times as much as water-based flooring. Flooring will pay a top price for premier flooring however, Pacecourt may be an affordable option if used in a small space since it requires less maintenance and outlasts the water-based option. The project’s overall price depends on the area’s square footage, the number of colour coats needed to fully protect the floor, and the amount of preparation required before applying on synthetic sports surfaces.
Layer 1: Base of rubber granulate agglomerated with resins.
Layer 2: rubber base.
Layer 3 acrylic resins.
Layer 4: Application of two hands of acrylic coating according to the colour specified by the customer
Layer 1: Base of rubber granulate agglomerated with resins.
Layer 2: rubber base.
Layer 3 acrylic resins.
Layer 4: Application of two hands of acrylic coating according to the colour specified by the customer
Concrete Floor: How To Apply Colour Coating On Sports Flooring? A concrete floor is an inexpensive way to give a plain floor an updated look. While not a difficult process, need to know it is not a weekend project due to the number of coats of paint that need to dry before the next step. However, the expense of carpeting, hardwood, or vinyl flooring can be bypassed with simple paints, stencils, or masking tape to achieve any number of designs, then topped off with a glossy sealer for a professional look. Sweep or vacuum the concrete floor to remove any loosened dirt or debris in synthetic badminton court. Then wash the floor with a scrub brush dipped in warm, soapy water to create a clean surface. Allow the floor to air dry thoroughly; a fan can be placed to blow across the floor for faster drying. Apply a coat of stain blocker to the floor with a roller or large brush, making sure to wear the face mask for protection from fumes. Roll or brush on a coat of primer to the concrete synthetic sports surfaces.
by pacecourt September 17, 2021

A way of asking a group of Viktor/Jayvik fans their opinions on a subject, usually related to Viktor or Arcane/League of Legends in some way. Although it's pretty fun to just say.
Based off of a quote Viktor's voice actor said.
Based off of a quote Viktor's voice actor said.
by the starving angel February 22, 2025
