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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
by wienerchicken September 13, 2011
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green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up
gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!
by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017
mugGet the green eggs and hammug.

HAM

A cornball
A lame
Somebody who falls for anything
A goofy
It could also mean getting played
A dweeb
say you tryna talk to a girl and she play you or tryna act like you ain't you,, then if I was right there I would be like damn bro she just hammed you or you can be like damn I just hammed It could also mean you finessed somebody Soon as he send the money ima ham his ass in other words he not getting shit
by mr.chosen May 9, 2025
mugGet the HAMmug.

Ham And Cheeks

She offered to give me the ham and cheeks.
by Lexx Diamond April 29, 2021
mugGet the Ham And Cheeksmug.
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
mugGet the Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloomug.

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks
when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 October 10, 2008
mugGet the double ham salutemug.

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