Normally small around 5ft4, tends to like men, obsessed with army related things including cadets even tho he’s a pussy, usually retarded, nickname tank coz he’s built like one.
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Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.
Prone to making bets he can't win.
Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Prone to making bets he can't win.
Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.
Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.
Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.
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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*
Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.
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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.
Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.
Guy 3: Yeah, totally.
Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.
Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.
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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*
Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.
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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.
Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.
Guy 3: Yeah, totally.
Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
by Animus Argentis December 20, 2009
Get the Evans mug.alex evans is a myspace "celebrity", the claim to his status is truthfully by being a myspace whore. lets face it, he is not "cute" or "handsome" just some photoshpped skills that play up to his features and just good photography (luckily).
Lets be honest the kid has no real talent, his followers may dissagree but alot of people will agree, lets face it he has done nothing special.
He has a clothing line called "Impolite" and as a person who does fashion, the style of his clothing looks cheap and trashy. The're just t-shirts that looks like it has been drawn on, its nothing special or not that creative.
But i'll admit this, he is a good photographer, But i have seen better because the style of his photography looks similar wo other myspace whores so its nothing really speacial because i and alot of people have seen better.
He also entered the VMAN modeling contest, and as a person who worked in a modelling agency, alex evans cannot be a model, due to the fact that he is only 5'11 (as so i have seen on the vman stats) and male models are 6'0 to 6'2, and yes height in this industry is a big deal.
Male models have high cheekbones, this is what most agencies like in a male model. After watching menswear shows in fashion capitals, you'll see that every male model that has hit the runway has high cheekbones and truthfully alex evans has not got them. But i must admit he has lovley cheeks.
Last but not least, alex evans look is considered to be "too commercial" or "too common". These terms in the industry basically means that there is reasons why models looks so unique and unreal like which makes them look very different to the average human. All models have a unique feature about them, and dont get me started on alex evans eyes. They are so blatently photoshpped or its kind of obvious that he wear contacts etc.
All though he does not fit the high fashion modelling requirements, he is a photogenic person and in his photos you can see a element of beauty.
alex evans just better thank who ever created photoshop because i have seen an unedited photo of him on a website and believe me it is not pleasant.
In summary; alex evans is nothing special, just a myspace whore and now that he knows he is "famous" from what i read in his old myspace, we'll know he'll play up to his status and start being an anoying attention/fame whore and he'll have followers who just admire him because they'll go for anybody on a social network who has "fame" status over the net.
I know the truth hurts.
Lets be honest the kid has no real talent, his followers may dissagree but alot of people will agree, lets face it he has done nothing special.
He has a clothing line called "Impolite" and as a person who does fashion, the style of his clothing looks cheap and trashy. The're just t-shirts that looks like it has been drawn on, its nothing special or not that creative.
But i'll admit this, he is a good photographer, But i have seen better because the style of his photography looks similar wo other myspace whores so its nothing really speacial because i and alot of people have seen better.
He also entered the VMAN modeling contest, and as a person who worked in a modelling agency, alex evans cannot be a model, due to the fact that he is only 5'11 (as so i have seen on the vman stats) and male models are 6'0 to 6'2, and yes height in this industry is a big deal.
Male models have high cheekbones, this is what most agencies like in a male model. After watching menswear shows in fashion capitals, you'll see that every male model that has hit the runway has high cheekbones and truthfully alex evans has not got them. But i must admit he has lovley cheeks.
Last but not least, alex evans look is considered to be "too commercial" or "too common". These terms in the industry basically means that there is reasons why models looks so unique and unreal like which makes them look very different to the average human. All models have a unique feature about them, and dont get me started on alex evans eyes. They are so blatently photoshpped or its kind of obvious that he wear contacts etc.
All though he does not fit the high fashion modelling requirements, he is a photogenic person and in his photos you can see a element of beauty.
alex evans just better thank who ever created photoshop because i have seen an unedited photo of him on a website and believe me it is not pleasant.
In summary; alex evans is nothing special, just a myspace whore and now that he knows he is "famous" from what i read in his old myspace, we'll know he'll play up to his status and start being an anoying attention/fame whore and he'll have followers who just admire him because they'll go for anybody on a social network who has "fame" status over the net.
I know the truth hurts.
person 1: omg, alex evans is so cute!
person 2: oh get over him, he's nothing special.
person 1: well excuse you, alex evans is a beautiful boy, how often do you see that?
person 2: I'll be honest with you, i've seen better than him and his pictures has been obviously edited, plus you havent seen him in real life.
person 1: oh whatever.
person 2: oh get over him, he's nothing special.
person 1: well excuse you, alex evans is a beautiful boy, how often do you see that?
person 2: I'll be honest with you, i've seen better than him and his pictures has been obviously edited, plus you havent seen him in real life.
person 1: oh whatever.
by L'Enfant_Terrible February 15, 2009
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Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.
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