Depression

Not knowing how many goats you're worth

"How many goats are you worth?" "I DONT KNOWWWWW!!!!!" "Thats depression."

by gaots March 4, 2019

Depressing

All dark blue and shit.

This is depressing, dude.

by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025

depression

some thing that E-boys say that they have but they don't

uUuUuUuuUHhHhHH I have depression! UUuUuUuGgGgGgHhhHhHHh

by kiro totsuki February 3, 2020

Depression

Having an abusive relationship with yourself.

She has depression, so when she says “i’m fine” she’s most likely not fine.

by Thicci Nicci November 15, 2018

Depression

Depression is a whole different thing and feeling. It just makes you sad, and if it is for long, it will make you hurt in your heart. It is very important to talk to somebody, or you might heal yourself. Talking to somebody removes depression, so it is very important. Depression can happen for many things, and this is an example: You lost somebody and failed your exam. There are unique things that can caused the Depression which can last so long so before it hurts you, you should remove it by talking to somebody or healing yourself.

"You are in depression, and you can talk to me," said his friend

by TheBestFlashFan October 23, 2023

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

Depression

Depression That’s it. It’s the state of being depressed. That’s all we can tell you. Depression is caused my mothers who don’t understand haha. Think about it. Your mother is the reason why you go to therapy.

Tbh, (to be honest) why did you search this up? Reallyyyyy? That’s what depression is my son

by AllyTellsTheTruth December 9, 2019