The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.

Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.

by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole

“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Woman does Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He takes a taser and tastes her on The Asshole

“Yoooo, That Was The Best Chinese Electric Chair I’ve ever given someone”

by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.

Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022