When you're you're sitting on the porch, enjoying a cup of tea and a nice fag, when suddenly, you have have to fart, and have spontaneous diarrhea, in your pants
i was just sitting there one morning, and i had to pump... and then POP! bubbletea
While you are getting tea bagged and titty fucked at the same time - you blow a bubbalicious bubble only to get a short and curly in your gum!
While Danny thought I enjoyed the tea bag titty fucking session, I was more interested in blowing a bubble - only to realize I had BUBBLE TROUBLE! DARN :)
n. The natural carbonation in the urine of most mammals, mostly prevalent in Asian-Americans and some amphibians, such as the kangaroo, and your slimy-ass bitch of a sister. The carbonation is thought to have special addictive properties, and in some cases has allegedly caused temporary resurrection, seventeen hour erections, diabetes, and in some rare cases -- hiccups.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: Yo, you want some fresh Bubble Tea?
6th Grader: Sure, gimme.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: OK, go past 711 to the alley behind Samurai Sushi.