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Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.
Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021
mugGet the Busmug.

get on da bus

This is a tough phrase to define. It encapsulates many of the every day struggles of a young man.

Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.
Lisa: I hate this.

Young Man: GET ON DA BUS

Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.

Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.
by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape December 19, 2019
mugGet the get on da busmug.

canny bus

An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.
Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.
by superbipolar420 December 1, 2015
mugGet the canny busmug.

Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
mugGet the Doing the bus drivermug.

Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Bus Stopmug.

bus 62

When you fuck your best friends mom and sister on the bus.
Hey, i’m going to pull a bus 62 on Jake!
by brett ricketts December 20, 2024
mugGet the bus 62mug.

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