Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.
Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.
They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
by dr.balz November 22, 2021

by Braed3n November 7, 2023

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
by Zenothys February 16, 2022

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”
A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”
her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”
her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”
by biggoon July 4, 2022
