Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...
by Honky Mofo March 27, 2011
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asian unicorn

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn
by Redman2286 September 08, 2021
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Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 08, 2023
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Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 07, 2015
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when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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Asian Grind

No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.

Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong
HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi
by markuzz_oof April 16, 2019
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Asian bee clan

When you spend 8-9 years at one school but when high school comes up you move away
by November 27, 2020
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