by notandrewlmao March 7, 2021
Get the andrew heertsmug. The most athletic and amazing person in the world, can do anything from winning a 5k to mowing the yard. Andrew gets all the chicks, except the only one he wants. He's not like most guys, looks for personality and talkfulness in a girl. Too bad he can't get the one. Andrew is overall an amazing athlete, and an incredible sexy ass beast with every attribute of a perfect human.
Girl 1: Did you see that Andrew running cross country the other day he looked so hot in those short shorts!
Girl 2: I know right if only I was his one.
Girl 2: I know right if only I was his one.
by Coreandbo35 June 7, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. by Andrew Lachina September 26, 2021
Get the Andrew Lachinamug. Andrew is a long giraffe. He is a white child rapist. He drives a van so he can rape kids.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
Get the Andrew Sheridanmug. A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
by Suckamideek September 8, 2017
Get the andrew scott williamsmug. Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. by Janehlibear October 27, 2017
Get the Andrewmug.