Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
Goofy ah fifth graders who plays royale high and make the most unfunny jokes. Alex is the type of person to make fun of people saying they have no friends when the truth is they actually have no friends.