Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

NITM Attack

NSA-in-the-middle Attacks represent all forms of cyber upheaval caused due to illegal state-sponsored (NSA) eavesdropping of internet traffic.

no matter how hard you try to secure your Internet experience, NITM Attacks are going to get you.

by tiwaryshailesh October 12, 2016

silverback attack

A well-hung black guy getting it on with a white woman

Silverback Attack 2, starring Lexington Steele...

by Roth Vantage June 7, 2016

heart attack

A heart attack, also known as a myocardial infarction (MI), is a serious and deadly problem of the heart. It occurs when a clot of blood or plaque builds in the arteries or veins of the heart, decreasing or stopping blood flow to a part of the heart muscle. The heart will fail to beat sufficiently due to less workpower and more stress, and may then degrade into an abnormal heart rhythm or cardiac arrest, the latter of which having only an eight to ten percent survival rate.(1)

They may occur as a result of disease or with no apparent cause.

Chewed aspirin is used in the immediate treatment of heart attacks for better outcomes. Later, heparin (blood thinner) may be given, with nitroglycerin (blood vessel widener) or an opioid ("pain killer"). Long-term measures, such as blood thinners, stents, beta blockers, statins, nitroglycerin, and angiotensin II receptor blockers as well as angiotensin-converting-enzyme inhibitors (both of these widen blood vessels and decrease blood pressure), and aspirin regimens can be used and prescribed for comfort and preventative means.

Noticeable symptoms for men often include severe pain in the chest, arms, and neck, shortness of breath, lightheadedness, dizziness, feelings of impending doom, and fainting. For women, they more often include nausea, indigestion, and clamminess, but may also include the other symptoms.

Source 1 (include periods): cpr heart org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp

Heart attacks are a growing problem that we can help treat. Eat less salt, get some more exercise, even for just a brisk walk a day, drink and smoke less, and we'll finish heart attacks in no time.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 3, 2018

Snack attack

The act inserting a snack cake or other food items into a partners vagina and consuming the food with one’s younger

Ryan gave Bailey a snack attack last night.

by De gastankerrederij February 27, 2023

Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024