Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.

"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"

by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."

by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

asian prostuation

red light district

oi cunt u wanna do some asian prostuation
oi oi oi ofc my lad

by asian presentation October 9, 2019

asian bow

Philip Ping pong

Oh, the asian bow won

by Asian bow February 26, 2018

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010