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David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011
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david gang that

To be compleatly whipped by an ugly/hairy italian that looks like voldamort
Hey are you going to hang out or david gang that like always
by pappa aden December 9, 2010
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David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.
You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!
by Salansar October 19, 2008
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David Livingston

An amazing human being that makes awesome YouTube videos
by DAZEY July 2, 2015
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david traylor

A nice sensative person who loves to help others in need.
by Callulater January 21, 2017
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Paige and David

Paige and David are the best couple out there. They will have 2 kids, 1 boy and 1 girl. They have gotten threw so much and love each other. David is a sagittarius, while Paige is also a sagittarius. These two will always be together. They have fun when they are together. They both are amazing people. Paige is a tall and werid girl. But she can always get threw the things that put her down. David is a tall and a werid boy. But he is so nice and funny. He doesnt care what people think of him. So if your name is Paige then find you a David. And if you are a David then find yourself a Paige.
Paige and David are perfect for eachother.
by pagie2456 November 7, 2019
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juan david

He the hardest flexed out here he gat broke boys he got mad paper is nice and always on a mission
Juan David means flex on broke ninjas
by Gay ninja 69 May 16, 2018
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