Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.

Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.

by balandey April 8, 2025

Mike

"Basic"

Mike is just sooo basic

by Christina the great January 1, 2019

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018