pelican your drink

To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.

No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.

“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”

by fluffyducky December 28, 2024

Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!

Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Lying for your incest cult

And what's really profound us the cuts ability to hollow a person out and filled them up completely and totally with shit.

Hym "Lying for your incest cult can take many froms. From lying by ommission to blatantly making things up that did not occur. If God isn't the truth. The truth doesn't matter. And this is how the coerce society into accepting their delusion as reality."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.

Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

National sniff your belly button day

January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024

pull your puddin

choke yer chicken, flog yer dolphin, polish yer bayonet, palm yer poker, massage yer manhood, stroke yer stoker, Bob yer knob, all synonomous

when ya see her juggs, you'll to pull your puddin

by da verbal dude January 1, 2025

Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025