my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

call from my boss

a way to disguise the words “i need to poop”

1:“I’m getting a call from my boss ,and he’s angry”
3:”oh, good luck”

by 4bg October 10, 2023

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

Kickstart My Heart

A song by glam metal legends Mötley Crüe. That will your adrenaline pumping so high that you most likely will get a speeding ticket/ arrest for going 100 in 50 or even a school zone

Dude I was listening to Kickstart My Heart and got arrested for going 50 in a school zone and telling the officer “the music made me do it”.

by Theo Von’s 2nd cousin October 10, 2023

in my dreams

the best bside.

in my dreams, you love me back.

rv: IN MY DREAMSSS YOUUU LOVE MEEE BACKKKK
wendy: IN MY DREAMS. IN MY DREAMS!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by aeonianeri October 10, 2023

I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023