If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?

son : is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

father: Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Now, I beg, please doff me a hat, and go study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

Make you food

“Make you food”is a sexual term normally used to disguise a sexual doing to another person

I’m gonna make you food

by ____uyes August 24, 2020

When you binna fang some sluh?

When your friends are being racist and you're wondering when they're going to stop.

Friend 1: What's up my 'n-word'?

Friend 2: Maaaaaan, when you binna fang some sluh?!

by _demian August 21, 2016

You

A clown

your a clown,yes!

by thefunnydudenotfunnyanymore December 14, 2021

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023