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National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021
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National appreciate the person who likes you day

February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.
Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!

Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you
by >:Skeezer:< February 17, 2023
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Perving off you

"I miss perving off you" what is mean I have got text from my friend
by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022
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you got the dud

ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
by elsqued October 29, 2024
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I'm talkin' t' you.

A phrase to get the listeners attention in a serious or funny way. The implication being that the speaker is important and that the content is serious and direct.
Dawn. I'm talkin' t' you. Your money's no good here!
by tvod December 27, 2016
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
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