You

by Xxigetcaughtby4k5timesxX October 22, 2022

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Get the Youmug.

fucks with you money

definition:When one is a friend and together your indevors are lucrative!!!

Homie 1) You lay down 20,I lay down 20. I'll buy that 40 for 30, you make 10 I make 10....
Homie 2) Fucks with you money!!
A lucrative mutual endeavor...

by Trailer Park Gangsta October 27, 2021

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Get the fucks with you moneymug.

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

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Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

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You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

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