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Under dick

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.
by Spelce June 29, 2024
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Dick

A penis, cock, member, cum squirter 3000, cum-gun or shlong. Can also be used to describe an idiot.
Or the more formal method is dickhead. Just call someone idiotic a dickhead and see what happens. One of two things. Either you will get a very good reputation and people fear you, or you will get slamdunked out the window.
Jay: mate that geezer was chatting me up on the bus
Ben: Ryan? That dick
by J4ys0np0rt3r February 4, 2022
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Mooby Dick

1. A man with a "dick" who also has abnormally large pectorals, making him appear to have man breasts (more commonly known as "moobs")

2. A pedophile who enjoys both "dicks" and "boobs"
That man over there is such a mooby dick!
by JACKSON_LIVES_4_EVA! June 26, 2009
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Dick

Dick is a word that means a man's genitals (if you're trying to be mean about it). It is also commonly used to call someone rude or mean.
"Oh my god, Jen is such a dick"
"You have a big dick"
by IdkJustDesidedTo October 19, 2023
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Dick-Shield

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 4, 2020
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western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.
God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess
by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022
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Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!
You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.
by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025
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