Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal June 30, 2023

Bag of shit

Be a dick and crap in everyone's lifes

You,you are a bag of shit

by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017

Shit officials

Ross Rene Imk Alice Jelle Manjep

Omg these are some shit officials! Wait, why isnt Ekstra on it?
Wait Ekstra is an official? LMAO!

by suwucripkilla420 August 31, 2020

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V

Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018

Finians Shit

Finians shit is classified as an illegal atomic weapon capable of nuclear disasters that could cause global destruction when unshackled from his anus and therefore under NATO’s Weapons Of Mass Destruction Article 2005 perceived as a paramount war crime

“Holy Finians-Shit you did not just say tht sister”

“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion”

by PensionerBooty1675 May 3, 2023