Let me sing you the song of my people

Metis nation ontario, Best example;

Youtube.com
So I Married and Axe Murderer" If you think Im sexy.

Let me sing you the song of my people.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

Everything You Know is Wrong

a peak song by weird al

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt

by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025

Fuck you out

You fuck your girl so good you fucked her out

Im gonna fuck you out

by EJFatboy January 3, 2026

You The Real Art

A popular phrase on TikTok and Instagram used to compliment another person’s looks, usually comparing them to art, or something else depending on the context.

An Instagram post about music with the poster’s face visible
Commenter A“You the real art.”
Commenter B”You the real music.”

by Jarbinkleton III January 6, 2026

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

May the Rizz be with you

A famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars usually associated with the character ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz-Kenobi for short). It is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck or good rizz. It expressed the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.

Jeremy: DAYUM shawty looking fine as hell, I'm finna ask for her number

Mark: May the Rizz be with you.

by DripSoup January 17, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023